歌词名称：I Run NY
歌手：The Lonely Island
所属专辑：The Wack Album
歌词编辑：活在當下
Ladies and Gentleman, the mayor of New York.
Good morning.
It s been brought to my attention that many rap artists
claim that they run New York.
But this is not the case.
In fact, I wrote my own song about what it s really like.
Please excuse the profanity in advance.
Hit it.
I run New York!
New York, big city of dreams
and you know that I run this town
king of the streets, dressed in concrete
skyscrapers on my crown
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So if you want this Big Apple
come try to take a bite!
Cause I run this motherfucking city
and I won t give it up without a fight!
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Yo I run New York
It s a pain in the ass
The city s crowded as fuck
and it s covered in trash
and the sanitation chief just shoveled shit in my face
another transit strike? aw, fucking great!
I can t wait to have another meeting with the labor union
so that Mark can bend me over and then shove their fucking shoe in
but I do it so you can sip your pumpkin lattes
I literally run New York and it s exhausting!
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I run New York
it s a fucking headache
it really wears you down
in this lake of bureaucratic bullshit
it s a miracle I don t drown!
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I don t literally run New York
I run the marathon
plus I organize it
so I double run the marathon
but no one seems to give a fuck that I m a paragon
instead they photoshop me so it s looking like I wear a thong
so they laugh at it in my own office when I m gone
went to the Nick s game and they booed me on the Jumbo Tron
excuse me for trying to help you
they won t be satisfied till I m locked up in Belleview
I guess they don t tell you this job sucks dick!
I run New York and it feels like shit!
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The chief of Police is a major bully
he laughs at my ideas
he made fun of my tie last week
and I had to fight back tears!
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Now on the surface, it probably looks like I should quit
cause I spend every day getting punched in the dick
but at night I travel down into the subway
wearing chain mail, locked and loaded for gun play
and battle the gigantic fire breathing mutant rats
if I fucking quit, who the fuck would do that?
I ll give you a hint, the answer is no one
that s why I m in the sewer dressed up like a show gun
cause I m the equinox
I helped James Springs
releasing hounds reef in the blood of kings
and no one even knows, they just think I m a dork
but I still kill those fucking dogs, cause I run New York!
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I run New York
it s a shitty gig
no overtime in my pay
I asked the city for a fucking bonus
and they said no fucking way!
so rotten is this big apple
it s crawling with worms inside
but I run this motherfucking shit hole city and it makes me want to die!
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I run New York!
Thank you.
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