作曲 : 无 作词 : 无 You, such a fool You think you still got the cool in you That's cute, say something new A girl like you too young to see the truth They say you were born in 1922 Your hair is like the living proof Oh you, you never sing wearing any shoes I'll buy you a pair in 42# Dah dahdahdah you're a fool You should change your looks But even if you did look good You would still be a fool Dah dahdahdah the fool is you For that I'm absolutely sure Even if you think you are cool It's still just pretentiously cool Oh did I tell you? You do have fans Your biggest fan is you Blah, blah blahblahblah Like you have fans! oh yes Your boyfriend is the only one Well you, you Fortune500 snobbish fool You look like Mr. Bean in suit Oh you, you crazy psycho with a fake mole And you sing like you are howling toward the moon Dah dahdahdah you're a fool Fortune500 fool What they said is absolutely true You old, fat.ugly fool Dah dahdahdah the fool is you You gigantic joke What they joked about is so true You witch-looking duck-sounding fool Dah dahdahdah who's the fool (it's you) Who's the fool (it's you) Dah dahdahdah they all've been fooled I actually really like you Dah dahdahdah they are fools Coz they too cheap to appreciate me and you