(Attention, attention, an emergency has been recorded) Attention, attention, get down on the floor Don't reach for your pockets, don't run for the door The tension, the tension, it's urgent, it's real The cameras are rolling, the envelopes sealed Attention attention By the way did I mention The stories I hear are the stories I tell Like jumpin' over buildings and sneakin' outta hell Intention, retention, it's all in your head That greedy little mistress that’s hidin' in your bed Attention attention By the way did I mention Nothin' 'bout me is ordinary My friends all say I'm goin' crazy I don't hear a word that they say 'Cause the voices in my head are legendary But I'll never tell 'em where the bodies are buried Keeps 'em comin' back every day Oh no, oh no They're just villains in my mind doin' time Oh no, oh no They're just matches burnin' holes in my soul Attention, attention, 'cause this ain't a stunt The judge is a racist, the jury's corrupt The shelves are all empty but the seats are all filled If you're a shiny new penny, I'm a hundred dollar bill Attention attention By the way did I mention Nothin' 'bout me is ordinary My friends all say I'm goin' crazy I don't hear a word that they say 'Cause the voices in my head are legendary But I'll never tell 'em where the bodies are buried Keeps 'em comin' back every day Oh no, oh no They're just villains in my mind doin' time Oh no, oh no They're just matches burnin' holes in my soul Attention, attention Attention, attention They're just villains in my mind doin' time Nothin' 'bout me is ordinary My friends all say I'm goin' crazy I don't hear a word that they say 'Cause the voices in my head are legendary But I'll never tell 'em where the bodies are buried Keeps 'em comin' back every day Oh no, oh no They're just villains in my mind doin' time Oh no, oh no They're just matches burnin' holes in my soul Oh no, oh no They're just villains in my mind doin' time Oh no, oh no They're just matches burnin' holes in my soul Attention, attention Attention, attention