You're a man without a backbone I see you're looking for a window You really think you're something special And think you're hot but acting so cold That rock 'n rock don't really move my soul You're a budget Elvis Costello Baby, you deserve a medal For being number one asshole Stop wasting my time Even on the cover of GQ I am never going home with you A leather jacket don't impress me I'm looking for something more You're barking up the wrong tree Girl please Rescue me You're the legend of your lunch hou