Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About NOTHING and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I''m CRACKING UP
Am I just PARANOID?
Am I just STONED
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
SHE says it''s lack of sex that''s bringing me down
I went to a whore
HE said my life''s a bore
So quit my whining cause it''s bringing HER down
Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I''m CRACKING UP
Am I just PARANOID?
Grasping to CONTROL
So I BETTER hold on