Designated Drinker - Alan Jackson Here s my keys, I want you to take em I think I m gonna need you to get back home Hold on to my hat, I don t wanna lose it I couldn t stand for something else to be gone I m sure you know the reason I m here cryin I think you ll understand why Tonight, I m the designated drinker I just lost one the that wrapped me around her finger I need to get to where I can t think of her So tonight, I m the designated drinker I came here to get you to help me I need a friend to see me through I hated to call, I knew you wouldn t mind at all I know you know I d do the same for you I m not the kind that likes to drown my sorrow I may hate myself tomorrow Oh but Tonight, I m the designated drinker I just lost the one that wrapped me around her finger I need to get to where I can t think of her So tonight, I m the designated drinker We need to get to where we can t think of her So tonight, we re the designated drinkers Oh tonight, we re the designated drinkers