Isn't it rich,are we a pair Me here at last on the ground -you in mid-air Where are the clowns Isn't it bliss,don't you approve One who keeps tearing around -one who can't move Where are the clowns -there ought to be clowns Just when I stopped opening doors Finally knowing the one that I wanted -was yours Making my entrance again with my usual flair Sure of my lines -no one is there Don't you love a farce;my fault I fear I thought that you'd want what I want -sorry my dear But where are the clowns -send in the clowns Don't bother they're here Isn't it rich,isn't it queer Losing my timing this late in my career But where are the clowns -there ought to be clowns Well maybe next year