Drunk On A Plane - Dierks Bentley I took 2 weeks vacation, for the honey moon A couple tickets all inclusive, down in cancun I couldn t get my money back so, I m in seat 7A I m gettin drunk on a plane I bet the feller on the aisle thought I was crazy Cause I taped your picture To the seat back right beside me Now I ve got empty mini bottle fillin both our trays I m gettin drunk on a plane Buyin drinks for everybody But the pilot, it s a party. Got this seven thirty-seven rockin like the G6 Stewardess is somethin sexy Leanin pourin coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It s mardi gras Up in the clouds I m up so high, I may never come down I ll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why, I m gettin drunk on a plane. We had this date marked on the calendar forever We d take that new wed limo to the airport ride together I feel like a plastic groom Alone up there on top of the cake So hey, I m gettin drunk on a plane Buyin drinks for everybody But the pilot, it s a party. Got this seven thirty-seven rockin like a G6 Stewardess is somethin sexy Leanin pourin coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It s mardi gras Up in the clouds I m up so high, I may never come down. I ll try anything to drown out the pain. They all know why, I m gettin drunk on a plane. On my way home I ll bump this seat right up to first class So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass And when we land I ll call her up and tell her Kiss my ass Cause hey, I m drunk on a plane Buyin drinks of everybody But the pilot, it s a party Got this seven thirty-seven rockin like a G6 Stewardess is something sexy Leanin pourin coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It s mardi gras Up in the clouds I m up so high, I may never come down. I ll try anything to drown out the pain. They all know why, I m gettin drunk on a plane. I m gettin drunk on a plane. I m might be passed out In the baggage claim But right now, I m drunk on a plane.