Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah she ll make a real good wife
Hope you have lots of babies
Hope you get a real good job
Hope you don t mind company
Beause we ll be here a lot
And brother here s some brotherly advice
If you know what s good for you you ll treat her right (because)
Because Grandpa s the local sheriff
Yeah he s the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill s the undertaker Son
He ll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse he s just crazy
He ll fight you just for fun
Mama s got a real bad temper
And daddy s got a shotgun
Welcome to the family
And this side of the tracks
If you ever leave her
You ain t coming back
My nephew Red s a hunter
He s gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one
And he still ain t been found
Now I like you just fine don t get me wrong
But boy take care of her because if you don t
Because Grandpa s the local sheriff
Yeah he s the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill s the undertaker Son
He ll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse he s just crazy
He ll fight you just for fun
Mama s got a real bad temper
And daddy s got a shotgun
Because Grandpa s the local sheriff
Yeah he s the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill s the undertaker Son
He ll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse he s just crazy
He ll fight you just for fun
Mama s got a real bad temper
And daddy s got a shotgun
Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah she ll make a real fine wife
Welcome to the family
And daddy s got a shotgun
Welcome to the family
And daddy s got a shotgun
Welcome to the family
And daddy s got a shotgun
Welcome to the family
And daddy s got a shotgun
Welcome to the family
And daddy s got a shotgun
Welcome to the family
And daddy s got a shotgun
Welcome to the family
And daddy s got a shotgun